Ongoing discussion about the possible composition of the NSW Origin team has reached plague proportions, with every eligible player who shows any inkling of potential mentioned by inane media types as a chance of making the team. In the first of a four-part series (including mid-week editions), this week’s Roast will sort the wheat from the chaff and rate all 375 eligible players……
Ahem: nobody (with the possible exceptions of certain annoying News Ltd. journalists looking to attract website hits and sell papers) is interested in this.
Instead, this week’s Roast will get about as far away from Origin whilst still talking about the game itself: here are some interesting stats from each game in Round 9.
Parramatta v. Canterbury
Some were concerned coming into this game that Parramatta’s incredible 30-point outburst at the end of last Sunday’s game would feed into this game. This did happen – like last Sunday’s game, Parramatta looked very good for about 15 minutes. The rest of the time, the opposition walked all over them.
The Geigh-FL may be on to something here… – Friday’s game at Homebush attracted a crowd of over 28 thousand. Despite the pathetic form of the Eels, this is well above the capacity of Parramatta Stadium. Parramatta has shifted home games against the Bulldogs to the much-larger ANZ Stadium since 2008 and in only one of these games would the crowd have been able to fit into Parramatta Stadium. Given the rubbish form some Eels (and Bulldogs) teams have served up during this time, it indicates the strong level of support for these teams and their games need to be played at larger stadiums.
Ultimately, the same will be realised by many of Sydney’s other teams and the gradual shift towards the Melbourne AFL model (two major and one minor stadium/s for all teams) will be seen. However, there are some factors in Sydney which will extend and complicate this process (e.g. Shire and Manly residents not wanting to cross Tom Ugly’s/Captain Cook or Spit/Forestville Bridges (respectively)). But in the end, the money will talk (to all clubs).
North Queensland v. St George Illawarra
The combination of the Cowboys bouncing back from the poor start to their last game and the emotional come-down for the Dragons after their amazing comeback win on ANZAC Day meant this contest was only ever going to go one way. North Queensland halfback Feral Thurston again disgraced himself and the game of Rugby League with his second-half head-butting of Matt Prior’s forearm. Prior was certainly frustrated, but (rugby league cliché alert) “it’s not his go” (has it ever been anyone’s go? Ever?). Prior may ask out of the Dragons’ next trip to Townsville; in 2009, he cost the Dragons victory with a poor pass in the dying seconds.
Cowboys’ bounce-back-ability – Since the start of last season, the Cowboys now have an 11-2 win-loss record coming off a loss. This could be interpreted in several ways: they are good at establishing where they are not playing well and rectifying this quickly, or that they lose too many games for a team with such talent.
Long turnaround between games – This was one of three games in Round 9 where there was a difference of 3 or more days between the two teams’ turnaround between matches. Before this season, of the 58 games played since 2007 between teams with a 3-plus day difference in their turnaround (not including teams coming off a bye), it was 29-all.
But before Round 9, the 6 games in 2012 where one team had 3 or more days of rest compared to their opposition had all been won by the rested team. While the well-rested Melbourne and the Roosters won in Round 9, the Dragons became the first loser this season to have 3 or more days of rest greater than their opposition.
For some reason, teams with 9 days of rest (as the Dragons had) fare have fared rather poorly against teams on 6 days of rest (as the Cowboys had) since 2008. The 9 day-rested teams now have just a 9-14 win-loss record over the 6 day-rested teams during this time.
New Zealand v. Brisbane
After falling behind midway through the first half, the Warriors blitzed Brisbane with three tries to before halftime. Brisbane fought back, but Peter Wallace’s injury in the first half meant Brisbane’s last-tackle options were, to put it nicely, rubbish in the second half, hampering their comeback hopes.
Warriors’ dominance over Brisbane in Auckland – with this win, New Zealand has now won 8 of their last 11 games over Brisbane in Auckland. The Warriors weren’t quite as vicious in this game as they were in several famous wins over the more star-studded Broncos in the early 2000s, but they weren’t far off.
Gold Coast v. Wests Tigers
Gold Coast was equal or ahead of the Tigers until the game’s final play: a tough way to lose and they probably deserved much better. Wests were well off their game and took some time to show signs that they cared, let alone do something constructive.
Somehow the Tigers lucked their way into extra-time (which seemed highly unlikely after Benji Marshall screwed up yet another attacking opportunity when he encouraged the almost-exhausted Murdoch-Masila to try and run another 30 metres after just having run 60) and a Gold Coast mistake early on gifted the Tigers the win.
Home Sick Home – after this loss, the Titans have now won 1 of their last THIRTEEN games. They had won 29 of their first 42 games at Skilled Park. At least they seem to have uncovered a new halfback in Aidan Sezer, who tormented the Tigers with an excellent kicking game. This means they could try and flog off Scott Prince in their asset sale. He is on the nose, but he has more than scrap value. Lote Tuqiri on the other hand…. stick a fork in him, he’s done.
Golden Point points – There have been 1752 NRL regular season games since the introduction of the golden point in 2003; 62 of these have now gone to golden point. That works out at one golden point game every 28 or so games. How many games had passed since the Tigers choked against Souths (i.e. the previous golden point game)? 28 – amazing! Get the house on Warriors v Storm in Round 13 to go beyond 80 minutes…
Also, Robbie “semi foinals!!!!!!!!!!!!” Farah became the 10th NRL player to win multiple golden point (regular season) games. He joins this elite club with others such as Jarrod Sammut and Chris Sandow-Now.
Penrith v. Melbourne
While Penrith probably have the least talent of any NRL team, they, unlike the Eels and Titans, are heading in the right direction. Led by the tireless Luke Lewis (who leads Penrith in runs, offloads, tackles and whinges), they put in a big effort against Melbourne. They still lost heavily but they were not embarrassed.
Home Sick Home Part 2 – this loss was Penrith’s 8th in a row at home – a club record. Still, it’s probably not as bad as their putrid run between August 2006 and July 2008, when they won 5, drew 1 and lost 16. That team had far more talent than this one does.
The way to beat the Storm: score more than 20 – Penrith had the right idea early on with their expansive attack looking many times better than it did in previous weeks. Still, they only managed 10 points. Under Craig Bellamy, Melbourne’s win-loss-draw record when keeping their opponent under 20 points or getting to 20 points first is 167 wins, 21 losses and 1 draw (for a win percentage of 88%). When Melbourne has conceded 20 points or not gotten to 20 points first against an opponent under Bellamy, their win-loss record is 2 wins and 55 losses (win percentage of 3.5%).
Manly v. Canberra
A decent-sized Manly win looked on the cards on Sunday, but Canberra, in spite of so many injuries, was surprisingly resilient and if not for some dubious refereeing decisions in the final 10 or so minutes, might have taken this game to extra time.
Manly held on for the win, but looked to really need the typically strong Brookvale Oval support. It seems that in their current injury-and-suspension-hit state, putting back-to-back games together is something of a reach.
Hard to bounce-back away from home – Canberra was looking for their second away win (after losing at home) this season, but (not including 2010) they had lost their previous 13 attempts at doing this dating back to 2007. Their record since 2007 in trying to win away after losing at home is 6 wins and 14 losses.
Any chance of revenge? – Canberra has had a few wins at Brookvale in recent years but many more losses. However, they have had very few chances to make life tough for Manly on a freezing cold night in Canberra. Manly again missed out on a game in Canberra in 2012; this makes only 2 of the past 7 seasons where Manly has played Canberra in Canberra (with one of these (2008) being a sunny Sunday afternoon).
Sydney Roosters v. Newcastle
The Roosters figured to be primed for a big game after having victory stolen from them late on by the Dragons on ANZAC Day. However, it took a while longer than many expected for this to eventuate; the short-handed Knights proved quite stubborn, although without Buderus and Gidley, they missing much of their guidance in attack and rarely looked like scoring.
50/50s – so much of Rugby League is about ‘50/50s’, be it difficult calls, the split of possession or the win-loss record of about half the teams in each year’s competition. Both the Knights and the Roosters came into this game with 50% win-loss records, Newcastle in a strict loss-win pattern (which continued with this game) while the Roosters would have done the same if they had beaten the Dragons. Why is rugby league so accepting of such mediocrity, such inconsistency?
Interestingly enough, the previous 12 games between these teams were split, 6 wins each.
South Sydney v. Cronulla
This was a cracking game to finish the round. Two big, physical but also skilful teams, with a bit of niggle thrown in and just enough mistakes to make it very entertaining. Fast, intense and exciting (even for the neutral supporter): everything the hype-fest, the ultimate letdown between the Bulldogs and Manly wasn’t. I apologise to ANZ Stadium; it turns out good games can be played there.
Despite the closeness throughout and their great effort even though they had some considerable obstacles in their way, this never really felt like a Cronulla win. Souths took an early lead and more importantly, won the early physical battle. Cronulla was unaccustomed to this and Paul Gallen’s Inner Grub almost emerged after over a year of lying dormant.
Ultimately, Gallen was able to contain his Inner Grub but went away from the best parts of his game a little too often and tried to do too much to help Cronulla come back. An injury ended a sour night for him.
Souths had a number of good players, including Burgess (back from injury) and Reynolds (who again wasn’t Chris Sandow-Now; Souths’ supporters couldn’t be happier), but Inglis starred. However, they never put Cronulla completely out of the game and Todd Carney was excellent in keeping Cronulla close.
Inglis dominance over Cronulla – Greg Inglis has now defeated Cronulla in all 6 games he’s played against them. It’s not quite up there with Dallas Johnson’s dominance over Canberra (15 wins and 0 losses) or Michael Crocker (who hasn’t lost to Parramatta since mid 2001) but it’s pretty good. Tonight’s 3-try, 1-assist and countless defensive play effort will give Cronulla supporters nightmares when the next Souths game nears.
See you next week.
Tuesday, 8 May 2012
Round 9 – Roast Not About Bl**dy NSW Origin Team
Tuesday, 1 May 2012
Round 8 – Lame of the Year
After Des Hasler’s sensational departure from Manly only weeks after delivering the second premiership under his watch, all parties involved – not to mention numerous media outlets – waited anxiously to see when the match-up of Hasler’s new and old teams would take place.
It was to be Round 8. Even though this round contained the ANZAC Day clashes, the Canterbury-Manly clash was the one many supporters of the game would be waiting to see.
Media hype was noticeable; only a select few games in recent years (such as Willie Mason’s first game against the Bulldogs in 2008, several Manly-Melbourne games and perhaps the Parramatta-Melbourne game after Melbourne’s cheating was uncovered) have seen such attention.
Not surprisingly, Channel Nine was all over it, having the game as their game of the round, having Danny Weidler’s ugly head in shot of interviews with various parties in the lead-up and using the game as a vehicle for various egregious promotional pursuits even more so than the normal disgracefully high level.
When it became apparent the game was not going to be the spectacle many believed (or hoped) it would be, things became desperate and the Channel 9 commentators used every trick in the book to breathe excitement into what became one of the more boring games of recent times.
In this week’s Roast, here’s a closer look at the disappointment that was Canterbury versus Manly.
First though, some general comments about both teams and the game itself. Despite their solid start to the season, Canterbury is very much a work in progress. Hasler has pretty much inherited someone else’s team and indications are that he wants to remodel the team over coming years.
However, Hasler is certainly not about to give up on a season and has done a very good job at getting the most out of his marginally talented team.
The adjective ‘marginally’ is deserved if only because of the starting halfback for Canterbury at present: Kris Keating. Keating is, admittedly, the reserve halfback and only in first grade due to Trent Hodkinson’s unavailability, but Hodkinson would have to be pretty happy watching his replacement be generally unable to lead a team in attack, generally unable to put in any time of kick that worries the opposition and basically run around in circles when he gets the ball (ok, a slight exaggeration there).
Along side Keating is Josh Reynolds, who drew much praise on Friday night for…..trying hard as far as I can tell. If you only read one sentence of this Roast, read this: any game where a big-hearted but lightly-talented player like Reynolds comes very close to winning the Man of the Match Award is not a game worth watching.
Reynolds is the terrier amongst the Bulldogs, annoying the opposition, making the extra effort in chasing downfield, getting to the next tackle etc. Thing is he isn’t very good. No wonder Hasler wanted to pay a small fortune to get someone to play in Reynolds’ position for next season.
The praise flowed freely for Reynolds as he made some ankle taps and shouted at his team-mates and the crowd, but funnily enough there was no mention of his missed tackle on Brett Stewart which gifted Stewart an easy try at the start of the second half.
Similarly, much was made of the Canterbury forward pack and their tendency to pass the ball quite often before being tackled. It looked nice and this passing didn’t lead to any mistakes but it certainly didn’t worry the Manly defence, who had little trouble containing Canterbury.
A big part of this was probably that the Canterbury forwards’ passing game had very little variation. Manly’s forward pack and defensive line in general is solid but hardly has a reputation as being defensive masters; they are no Melbourne Storm. Yet, despite being well behind in terms of possession (especially in the first half), Manly’s defence was quite comfortable.
Then there’s Canterbury’s dummy half Michael Ennis, for whom much has been made of his injury battles. He hasn’t missed a game for Canterbury of late but continues to soldier on, arguably to the detriment of his team. The strengths of his game – intensity, kicking game, annoying the opposition – are all missing at present. At one point, Manly’s Anthony Watmough started chasing after Ennis following an Ennis tackle but couldn’t be bothered and gave up.
Despite these faults, Canterbury had the better of the forward battle and the field position battle in the first half and Manly rarely saw the better side of halfway. Manly is missing some size at present but they knew they needed something extra in this department and sent for George “Muffin Top” Rose. Despite Rose looking like he still had a few weeks of preseason training left, Rose ultimately played an important role in Manly getting the better of the forward battle.
In general, while it became obvious in the game’s later stages how much this game meant to Manly, it took them quite some time to play near their best. It is difficult to identify exactly what isn’t right with Manly. They have been dominated in stages of many games this season, but they have been quite resilient. Injuries to some big names have certainly played a part, as has a lack of depth, especially in the forwards. They were almost back at full strength in this game, but as is often the case when players return from injury, they are not quite at their best immediately.
While Manly’s collective effort was strong, individually some of their key players had moments to forget. Jamie Lyon botched a try and very nearly allowed a try when waiting far too long to dispose of the ball behind the dead ball line. Jason King, one of the smarter players (both on and off field) in the game, made a dumb decision to offload early on, which surrendered possession.
Another factor explaining the less than attractive display on Friday night was ANZ Stadium and the changing of the seasons. After unseasonably warm weather and mild nights for a few weeks in April, a cool snap last week meant this game was played on a slippery surface not dissimilar to what is often seen in winter. Also, the ANZ Stadium surface…. I don’t know what it is, but something makes it heavier and slower than other stadiums. Maybe it is the high number of games across various codes played there? Whatever it is, Friday night’s game just looked…slow.
When the makeup and the form of the two teams, as well as the conditions, are considered, it is not really surprising we saw the game we did on Friday night. The media had built it up to be Manly players full of hate against Hasler against Canterbury players full of love for Hasler and the fight over Hasler would be bitter and furious. This was never going to be the case, not in the era of professional rugby league anyway.
After the game’s first 10 minutes, which included a mistake from the kick-off and a long-distance Ben Barba try, things were progressing well enough for Channel Nine’s liking. Manly was under pressure early on and field position suggested Canterbury could have extended their lead.
Apart from a play where a well-judged cross-kick bounced the wrong way and prevented a try to Steve Turner, Canterbury never looked like scoring for the next hour or so. They followed their rules well though. The forwards ran strongly and passed before the line often. The outside backs made good metres from dummy half when required. They made few mistakes and conceded few penalties, giving Manly little opportunity for easy attacking possession.
Yet when it came time for a significant last-tackle play, Canterbury pretty much had nothing.
This, however, wasn’t the opinion of Channel Nine’s Phil Gould who believed that Manly “went through hell in the first half after Canterbury gave them all they could handle”. Gould’s rubbish at the start of the second half was merely the start of Channel Nine’s testing how flexible they could be with the truth.
This was seen again when Glenn Stewart dispossessed Canterbury’s Corey Payne after a solid tackle early in the second half. Payne saw Stewart moving up quickly in defence and took his eye off the ball, never catching it before coming into contact with Stewart. Stewart’s ensuing tackle was solid, but certainly was not worthy of the ecstatic reaction Gould gave it.
As the second half dragged on and the level of play (not to mention the scoreboard) did not change, Gould and Ray Warren felt obliged to pump things up a bit more. Both talked of what a ‘tough’ game that was being played, how these teams were ‘two of the best we have’ and then ‘how mouth-watering September will be’. As these hollow comments were being spoken, supporters were treated to highlights such as Reynolds missing the mark with his short attacking kick by several metres and Wolfman Williams dropping a relatively simple bomb.
After a Brett Stewart run where a yawning gap opened up (but Stewart ultimately squandered possession by forcing an unnecessary pass), Gould remarked how excited he was by Stewart’s turn of speed (which was not nearly as fast as it was before his many injuries, by the way).
Throw in Channel Nine’s in-game discussions (not five-second monologues) about Toyota, the Olympics and James someone-or-other, the Block and the Voice and you had a rather unsettling experience for everyone not supporting either of the two teams.
Hasler is well-known for his working the media in order to gain favours from various officialdom: it would not be surprising if his next aim is to free up the rules surrounding quick taps to restart play (both from penalties and 20-metre restarts). On perhaps three occasions in this game, Canterbury was prevented from taking a quick restart due to minor but correct rule breaches. With current focus on making rugby league more entertaining, Hasler’s likely campaign could gain traction within the NRL community.
The game ticked towards fifteen minutes to go and while many viewers wondered how it wasn’t already midnight, Gould’s rubbish producer was set to high when he remarked “There’s only 16 minutes to go, I can’t believe it, the game’s gone so fast!” A Reynolds 40-20 kick finally provided a reason for excitement and Gould took it with both hands, anointing Reynolds the best player on the field and screaming about Reynolds’ passion. Unfortunately, this was followed up by a dropped ball from Frank Pritchard (welcome to the game, Frank, such inconsistency and errors just isn’t the same without one of the best!)
By this stage the errors were combining, resulting in high entertainment. Jamie Lyon watched Ennis’ kick hoping for far too long that it would roll dead of its own accord. Bryson Goodwin reached the ball but was in absolutely no position to score a try. But according to Rabs, we were “watching two of the best in the comp”.
The game finally came to life in the dying minutes. George Rose’s sidestep (yes, you read that correctly) and offload set up Steve Matai before a short kick-off led to Jamie Lyon being further embarrassed on the win when Kris Keating chipped the ball past him to Bryson Goodwin for a try.
Finally, fittingly, a Canterbury mistake ensured Manly would get the win but the post-game stories telling of a thriller should be reported to the Press Council. This game, for the many reasons already discussed, was one of the worst seen on Channel Nine in prime time in non-pre-State of Origin rounds for many years and fully deserving of “Lame of the Year” status.
In other Round 8 action, ANZAC Day saw a cracker between St George Illawarra and the Roosters. The Roosters looked to have the better of this one before an incredible last 15 minutes which saw a host of amazing/controversial plays and a finish of two tries in 4 minutes for an incredible Dragons’ comeback win. The other game saw the Warriors again trouble Melbourne for an hour before three late tries saw Melbourne run away with this one.
The other Friday game saw Brisbane dominate the Titans in the first half, while on Saturday night, South Sydney dominated the Cowbores for the first 20 minutes. The Cowbores never really felt out of the game though and came back strongly in the second half, ultimately falling just short.
On Sunday, Cronulla recorded their best win of the season in thrashing Canberra. Their dominant forward play was, as always, present, but their attack was excellent; they scored more in the first half than in any game so far this season and in any game since Round 16 2011. In the other game, Wests Tigers were on their way to easily winning and holding another local rival to zero…until Parramatta scored five consolation tries. The Tigers won in a bizarre game.
The round ended last night as Penrith finally broke their point-scoring drought but Newcastle was still much too good. The Knights were so easily in control that they were able to rest Danny Buderus for the second half and pretend his ‘injury’ was bothering him. Either that or he has what will be a career-ending injury. One or the other.
See you next week.
Monday, 16 April 2012
Round 7 - 100 Years of Hate
Yesterday marked 100 years since the sinking of the much-vaunted passenger liner the RMS Titanic on its maiden voyage.
Few events in recent centuries resonate with people today as much as the Titanic’s sinking does. Its place in popular culture, in metaphor (perhaps only exceeded by anything ending in ‘Gate’ in terms of over and misuse in this area) and in general knowledge is almost unparalleled. A recent survey revealed that only Elvis, Hitler and LOL@50uff$ were more widely known 20th century phenomena.
However, any good feeling that was held towards the Titanic was obliterated upon the release of James Cameron’s three-hour-long extended-middle-finger to the general popularity of motion pictures. When this was combined with James Horner’s abomination of a soundtrack, you pretty much had the worst ever movie and song ever made. If both men approached the metaphorical blank canvas several hours after eating a particularly spicy curry, pulled down their pants and let fly, the outcome wouldn’t have been as bad. Certainly it would have been less time-consuming for footy-loving men dragged along to this movie or forced to endure a social occasion with the soundtrack as background music.
Supporters of Rugby League have their favourite players and teams, but they also have players, coaches, media personalities, administrators who they love to hate as much, if not more so, than anything in a DVD or CD with the word Titanic on it. To be honest, the hate probably sells more tickets, papers, pay television subscriptions and beers in a pub on a Friday night than the support.
As a tribute to one hundred years (plus seven) of hate in Rugby League (and fifteen years for the awful film), this week’s Roast has a look back at Round 7 and those in the game hated by so many.
St George Illawarra v. Newcastle
While Newcastle has had their moments this season and will likely develop into a team which can contend for the 2012 premiership, they were lucky to stay close to the Dragons for the second time this season. Unfortunately for anyone looking for any excitement, the Dragons’ excellent defence and inability to do much more with the ball than move it beyond half way and then kick it to Brighton Le Sands after getting an eight-point lead meant this game was rather boring.
“I’m the King of the World!” – Darius Boyd would probably earn the most hated selection of many from this game. Despite being part of some very good teams during his time in the NRL and in representative rugby league, his standoffish, anti-social attitude and complete lack of loyalty to anyone apart from his grandmother, Uncle Wayne and the green (not in that order) are major turnoffs for most rugby league supporters.
Newcastle’s Chris Houston would be close behind Boyd. On the field, Houston is an excellent player, capable of big hits, speed and power in defence and playing in multiple positions and for 80 minutes. But really, he is very lucky not to be representing the Long Bay XIII in the back-row with fellow drug-dealer Danny Wicks.
Brisbane v. Canberra
Canberra’s elusive search for consistency will continue for at least one more week after Brisbane – minus Peter Wallace and Ben “Shoulders” Te’o – easily defeated them in Friday’s other game. A highlight was Joel Thompson's swinging arm which missed its target and instead hit a teammate. Thompson was still put on report.
“My Hearrrrrt Willll Go Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn” – It is tempting to nominate the entire Brisbane club (for benefiting so much more than other teams with the scheduling of matches) and possibly the entire Canberra player roster (for being coached by someone with the least talent but most job security in the game), but it’s even easier to just say Justin Hodges. Hodges is highly talented and remains one of the game’s best over a decade after making his debut but has led a charmed life, always finding himself on loaded teams and has rarely ever had to worry about his big mouth and bad attitude getting him into trouble on the field (since he starts conflicts then lets others fight for him). Honourable mention goes to Sam Thaiday for his consistent niggling tactics (not to mention his role in late 2008 in letting rugby league supporters know how large the toilets in Brisbane are).
Melbourne v. Canterbury
This was another tight, low-scoring game but not quite as tough to watch as the Dragons – Newcastle game. It wasn’t far off though; the Bulldogs were a committed and intense group in this game, but with Kris Keating at halfback, it was almost as if they were playing with one arm tied behind their back.
Still, Melbourne had to work harder than usual for this win and was somewhat fortunate not to be tied with the Bulldogs inside the last 20 minutes but for the unfortunate placement of the goal post pad stopping Josh Reynolds from scoring.
“I’m the King of the World!” – Canterbury coach Des Hasler has built his team in a similar way to the 2005 Manly team. He knows they are little chance competing with most teams in terms of skill and talent but hopes to win enough games by his players working harder and being more intense than their opponents. In the case of Josh Reynolds and Corey Payne, Hasler hopes to niggle and annoy opponents into worrying about Reynolds/Payne and not their game.
Reynolds has somehow made it to first grade with negligible talent hence his game basically revolves around being a pest. This backfired somewhat on Saturday when Reynolds snapped at similarly competitive Michael Ennis after a bad pass, but Reynolds also annoyed Billy Slater; anything that can be done to possibly take the brilliant Slater out of his game is a success. Payne is a weird player who combines intelligence and deft skills with an irrational tendency for conflict and starting fights in bizarre situations. Look for more of the same from Reynolds and Payne in 2012 until Hasler and the Bulldogs buy much better players.
(Of course, most people hate the Storm but that is a bit dated now, with the possible exception of Sika Manu and his ‘rolling pins’ and other tackles which push the boundaries of the rules. Melbourne coach Craig Bellamy would hope for Manu to tone down his act as the Storm search for their first premiership since 1999).
Manly v. Gold Coast
The under-strength Sea Eagles faced another challenge on Saturday night. They had to back up just five days after a strong win over Penrith and do the same again with no players coming off their lengthy injured list and against a struggling but very physical opponent looking to break a long losing streak.
The challenge proved too much; the Gold Coast Titans remarkably recorded their second win at Brookvale in three seasons.
“My Hearrrrrt Willll Go Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn” – despite mellowing somewhat as he approaches (rugby league) old age, Steve Matai remains deeply unpopular with opposition supporters for his volatility and random bursts of aggression, but also that he plays for Manly (a fact that really shouldn’t contribute anymore since Manly are not rich, do not cheat and rarely receive anything that resembles favouritism from officialdom).
However, the other reason for Matai’s unpopularity was seen late on when howls of laughter were heard across the country after a gust of wind next to Nate Myles’ shoulder gently brushed Matai’s head. This zephyr supposedly inflamed Matai’s ‘ongoing’ ‘neck and shoulder’ ‘injury’. The far more likely scenario is that Matai thought he could play hurt and receive a penalty after the incident in question and had to continue to look injured until a decision was made. Clearly, though, Matai has cried wolf far too often; by this time, punters’ laughter became tears of hilarity as Matai’s play-acting went on almost as long as the Titanic.
Sydney Roosters v. North Queensland
The Cowbores’ pattern on loss-win-loss-win continued on Saturday night, although they would have been doing cartwheels when they heard the Roosters wanted to play them in hot and humid Darwin (instead of in Sydney). This made their task much easier (although everyone suffered in the conditions) and this game was over by half time.
“I’m the King of the World!” – This game featured long-time favourite hated player of the Tuesday Roast Johnathan “Feral” Thurston; so any discussion of hate must start with this vile human being. From his role at Coffs Harbour to his petulant and offensive (to all five senses) outbursts when things don’t go his way to his truly bizarre pre-goal kick rituals involving his headgear and facial tick, Feral Thurston, despite his obvious talents, remains a target of hate and will do so as long as he runs on to a field.
But the Roosters are usually well-represented in this department. The latest players here include Jared Waerea-Hargreaves-Enforcer (he might as well have a third name thanks to lazy media reporting but surely the likes of Peter Kelly, Paul Harragon and Shane Webcke would be having a laugh at how far the entry standards have dropped in this club) and Mitchell Pearce (not so much for any qualities of his, but more so that he seems to be a favourite of the media and representative selectors despite having about 3 good games since 2008).
New Zealand v. South Sydney
This was a high-scoring game, a feast of attacking rugby league. The Warriors don’t often lose these games although, for the most part, Souths played quite well, staying in the contest until the final 10 minutes. Warriors’ five-eighth James Maloney had an excellent game, setting up a number of tries and giving NSW State of Origin selectors much to consider (like a zillion other players apparently).
“My Hearrrrrt Willll Go Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn” – Issac Luke is the easy answer here. Luke’s penchant for grubby, niggling play (including ‘cannonball’ tackles) and notoriety for exaggerating the tiniest amount of illegal contact make him one of the least popular players in the NRL.
Cronulla v. Parramatta
Some teams, no matter how poorly they are playing, always seem to play well against certain teams or at certain grounds. Parramatta almost always produces a strong performance at Toyota Stadium and did so again yesterday. Meanwhile Cronulla again played well; this was one of the more entertaining games of the season so far.
Parramatta’s forwards lifted to match Cronulla’s pack, while Jarryd Hayne had a hand in their three tries, scoring two and setting up another with an incredible flick pass. However, Cronulla held on for the win, thanks to some desperate defence and Parramatta giving away too many penalties and squandering numerous attacking chances in the second half.
“I’m the King of the World!” – If it was up to Nathan Hindmarsh, his answer would surely be Jeremy Smith, who enraged the Eels legend with a series of knees aimed his head in a tackle in the second yesterday. Hindmarsh’s response to the referee – “If he’s f**kin gonna knee me in the head again like that and f**kin carry on like a f**k-wit…..” – was both shocking and memorable (and joins the Parra players’ outbursts Hall of Fame with Tahu “The dog bit me!” and Riddell “See ya Fat Boy!!!!!” both from 2007).
However reports in yesterday’s papers suggest Smith is guilty of tactics no doubt learned at the Melbourne Storm in test match tackles against the Aussies in recent years (so much so the Aussie players refer to him as “The Grub”). Smith must be thankful for having Melbourne Storm players then Paul Gallen as team-mates over so many years (so his quiet personality means he avoids much scrutiny for these much-hated acts).
Penrith v. Wests Tigers
These teams have delivered some memorable games over the years, but yesterday’s game will not join them. Penrith doesn’t have much talent anyway but to lose their creative dummy half and speedy centre before the game meant they were always going to struggle. Wests scored early and jumped to a 12-nil lead and did little more than what they had to over the remainder of the game for an easy win.
“My Hearrrrrt Willll Go Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn” – Benji Marshall and Robbie Farah attract more than their share of hate from opposition supporters and rightly so too. Marshall, once a prodigy, remains a highly inconsistent player not yet capable of deciding when to go for the big play and when to play conservatively. But he is the ultimate media hero, especially of Channel 9, who worships the ground he walks on. To rub salt into the wound for supporters, his “exclusive” story on Channel 9 news was nothing more than a shameless plug for his girlfriend’s TV show. Meanwhile, the thin-skinned, dour Farah has long since shed the happy-go-lucky personality of his first few seasons in the league. In its place is a surly figure that rarely smiles and is often angry (under the guise of being ‘motivated’).
But most supporters have increased their hate levels for Channel 9 this season due to the significant fall in quality of their Sunday rugby league shows and the replacement of the popular Andrew Voss with the right-wing shock-jock Ray Hadley. In addition, yesterday it was revealed that Channel 9’s recent announcement that they will now be showing games live in non Rugby League states on their GEM channel is in fact only a temporary measure; this will end on April 30th. It could have been secured for much longer, but the petty, bitter Channel 9 executives will not extend this initiative if they have not secured broadcast rights for 2013 and beyond. Channel 9 deserves Titanic-like hate for this pathetic ploy from rugby league supporters everywhere.
See you in two weeks.
Tuesday, 3 April 2012
Round 5 – Easter Eggs
Instead of a standard recap, this week’s Roast will take the form of eight generous helpings of Easter goodness – the annual Easter Eggs, designed to stimulate thought, encourage debate and…..who am I kidding, it’s just easier to do than a normal Roast. Enjoy, good tipping and see you next week.
‘Paul Gallen doesn’t travel to away games; the Earth rotates on his command’
Saturday’s twilight game saw another extraordinary performance from Paul Gallen, who again played the whole 80 minutes (mostly at prop) but also filled any number of other roles for Cronulla. Chuck Norris would have been proud (except Chuck Norris does not get proud, because he expects everything).
Gallen does have more help this year than at any time since 2008 but the salary cap and alcohol-fuelled cultures at other clubs have probably played a greater role than Gallen in driving the fortunes of this year’s team. Recent signings De Gois, Carney, Gibbs, Fifita, Graham, Best, Robson and Ross were all rejected by their previous clubs.
However, Gallen is without doubt the best big forward in the game at the moment. There is no one who could perform all the tasks with the excellence and consistency that he does.
'Jarryd Hayne: a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters STILL couldn’t explain him’
Jarryd Hayne is one of the most gifted athletes in the NRL but trying to understand what makes him tick is impossible. At times on Saturday night against Manly, Hayne was at his best, putting in maximum effort and able to do what he wanted when he wanted.
However, at most other times, he barely broke out of a jog and appeared to favour his recently hurt knee. But there seemed little pain or discomfort, merely efforts to emphasise the strapping around his knee and tell whoever was watching that he did have a sore knee and it might not yet be better (just in case he or the Eels had a bad game).
Such behaviour could be permitted on the soccer field (especially with a lazy, goal-poaching, egocentric striker) but is almost unheard of in rugby league, where constant collisions and impact require maximum effort and intensity from the moment you step on to the field. For most people anyway. Hayne’s limited effort was still better than most would have been, but you can understand the rumours suggesting his team-mates disapprove of his approach to performance.
‘More troubles on the home front’
Once again, it was another sub-par week for home teams, but even more tellingly, Penrith, the Gold Coast and Canberra all lost at home. For Penrith, this was their 6th home loss in a row – their worst run in 30 years. For Gold Coast, they have now won one of their last 11 at home, while Canberra has won only 4 of their last 15 at home.
However, even more incredibly for Canberra, they have only won 2 of their last 10 games at home as the favourite. In contrast, they have won 2 out of 5 as the underdog during this same time.
For the Tigers, they have several home grounds, but Sunday’s defeat to Souths was eerily similar to their last game at the same venue in last year’s semi-finals and also Souths’ late victory over them at the SCG in 2009.
‘Waerea-Hargreaves: Grade 3 Tissue Slapping’
In Saturday night’s Roosters v. Warriors game, Roosters prop Jared Waerea-Hargreaves charged towards the attack. Warriors forward Ukuma Ta’ai saw JWH coming and stepped but JWH put a hand out and brushed Ta’ai’s face.
Ta’ai stopped in his tracks, slumped to the ground and waited for medical attention and the video referee to confirm JWH had in fact touched his stubble.
After Ta’ai’s play-acting, everyone involved did what was required of them (after all, no official is going to suggest play-acting with the possibility of legal action should this diagnosis be incorrect), but if the NRL does not introduce a system whereby players are punished somehow (in a post-match review of these incidents) then the game will suffer heavily.
‘The goalposts should be shifted – literally’
Sunday’s Gold Coast – Canterbury game featured the incredibly rare sight of TWO kick-offs rebounding off the goal posts.
Granted, this does not happen often, but is there one good reason why it should happen at all? In other words, why are the goal posts allowed to interfere with play, either from a kickoff, a kick in general play or as interference in attack or someone trying to escape from the in-goal area? The answer ‘Because it’s always been like that’ is not a good reason.
In the not too distant past, grounds (and specifically in-goal areas) of different sizes would have meant pushing the goal posts to the back of the in-goal area would have been awkward, but with new/upgraded stadia around the NRL, this should be little trouble. Put the posts on the dead ball line and take them out of play.
‘Benji Marshall is the best anyone has ever been at anything, ever’
The Wests Tigers gave a far better account of themselves on Sunday afternoon than they had in previous weeks, especially considering the injury to forward leader Gareth Ellis and the suspension of Robbie Farah.
However, the Channel 9 commentators had eyes for only one Tiger: Benji Marshall. Sure, he played a key role in what looked like being a Tigers win but the praise of what were not much more than run-of-the-mill plays for a half-decent playmaker was excessive, porcelain-bus drivingly so.
It is understood that media wants to promote stars of the game, but their praise is so widespread, appears for the most routine of plays while criticism or errors are ignored. Marshall led the Tigers to easily and unnecessarily surrender position just before Souths’ comeback started.
Meanwhile, for Ben Barba, another media darling, while his run out of the in-goal area on Sunday was impressive, the media missed his forward pass to Morris for the undeserved length-of-the-field try. There was also the cheerleading from all in the media of his basketball-bounce try late last season.
‘It’s all fun and games until somebody ambushes Robbie Farah in the eye’
The rugby league media also came under inspection again last week after Robbie Farah’s ‘interview’ with Matthew Johns. Johns asked some questions that would not normally be asked of a player in the media (unless that media member wanted to be ostracised by players) but the questions were entirely consistent with his previously stated views and those of many supporters.
Despite being made aware of the questions one hour in advance, Farah reacted tersely to John’s questions. There was the possibility that Farah’s outrage was staged but this seemed less likely after Farah complained of being ambushed soon after the interview on Twitter.
Farah is either trying too hard to seem upset or has the thinnest skin ever seen on a professional sportsman. But despite positive feedback to the interview, it seems unlikely that a show featuring NRL players would risk ongoing censure by the game and/or the players for asking questions other than ‘So mate, how’s things looking for the weekend, should be a hard game?’ For that, we are all poorer. Players are, for the most part, juiced-up sound-bite machines – who needs them? Just get some good opinions, preferably who have no relationship with players and let them loose.
‘Hindy, thanks for the memories and one from the archives on Saturday night’
Finally, it is the retirement at season’s end of Nathan Hindmarsh, the popular tackling machine of the Parramatta Eels. It is somewhat sad that he will retire without winning a premiership but that he will also retire probably having not lived up to his potential as a wide-running back-rower. Instead, due to lazy team-mates and poor recruiting, he often had to tackle for 3 and this became a habit.
This usually meant his tackles were rarely of the intensity of, say, a Tariq Sims but he inspired the Eels to a rare win on Saturday night with two bone-crunching tackles in the second half. It feels like a long time since Hindy has fired up in a way that hasn’t involved chasing down a speedy outside back (which is also good to watch but not quite the same as a big hit).
See you next week.
Tuesday, 27 March 2012
Round 4 – There’s No Place Like….Away?
It is generally accepted in team sports at all levels that those teams with the home ground advantage are a better chance of winning. This notion does not need explaining. Yet after 3 rounds in the current NRL season, home teams (plus the favoured teams in those games at neutral venues – i.e. the ‘Home Boys Adjusted’ measure) had won only 29.2% of the time.
This was the second lowest performance after 3 rounds in a season since 1988; only in 2001 (28.6%) did those with the home ground advantage fare worse. The home teams broke out of their funk in 2001 with a full round, but the same round in 2012 only saw a slight improvement from the home teams (4 out of 8).
While it is true that the distinct home ground advantage has diminished somewhat over recent decades (thanks to many millions of dollars being placed into the construction and redevelopment of homogeneous stadia), you’d still think the familiarity of routine and lower chance of disruptions which would come with playing at home would be of at least some benefit to most teams.
This week’s Roast will take a closer look at why home teams are struggling.
To be fair to the concept of home ground advantage, Parramatta at present would struggle to win at home if there was no opposition. They took on Penrith on Friday night and after an opening period where they put Penrith under pressure, Penrith’s turn with the ball saw points flow quickly.
While Penrith played well (bouncing back from being well beaten at home by Souths), Parramatta’s defence was fundamentally weak, especially their inexperienced right-side defence. Parramatta’s right-side defensive coach Eric Grothe Junior was at a loss to understand; he had undertaken extra sessions with his young protégés, but somehow things went terribly.
Penrith threatened to blow the score out before half-time but settled at 23; more than enough to ease off for the remainder of the game.
There was also a distinct lack of home-ground advantage in Channel 9’s commentary during this game. Amongst the selections of scintillating repartee were: a discussion on what material the goal posts are made of (aluminium, not wood, as Brad Fittler first suggested), Fittler again (who can’t remember yesterday) incredibly remembering a rule-change from 2003 (but not remembering the Steve Matai incident and the ensuing Cyclone Joey response from week 1 of the 2006 finals which saw the rule change back) and Ray Warren referring to a short, directly backward pass from a Penrith forward taking a hit-up as a ‘download’.
Internet gossip suggests Channel 9 is deliberately devaluing their product in 2012 (with these commentary shenanigans, the dumping of popular Andrew Voss and the desecration of the Sunday Roast) so as to lessen the value of the game’s broadcast rights, which are currently up for renegotiation. From the network which threw the once-popular Matthew Johns and Ben Ikin under buses for the sake of ratings, anything is possible.
Anyway, this game suggested one cause of the away-team success: motivation following a home loss. Penrith became masters at this in 2007 and 2008, when a disgusting home record led to a series of remarkable away performances.
Another team with a poor recent home record has been Canberra. They lost a very winnable game against the timid Storm and also lost last week against the Roosters. While this game was classified as an away game, their fair-weather supporters outnumbered the locals last Sunday, making this another the Raiders should have put away.
However they made amends for these losses with an impressive effort against traditional overlords the Wests Tigers. Usually, a very disappointing effort followed by a game at home leads to a significant improvement, at the very least in attitude. Not this time though; the Tigers only sporadically showed signs of life.
Somehow they stayed close into the game’s final 20 minutes despite a lack of intensity and an alarming failure to change their defensive structure which was repeatedly breached by the adventurous Raiders.
Another strange choice from the Tigers was their decision to carry only two forwards on the bench but have no dummy-half-like player until Tom Humble came after the hour mark.
That said, Canberra was confident, structured and generally took advantage of openings (although their success rate in converting these into tries was poor): characteristics that haven’t been associated with Canberra (especially a Canberra away team) since their late-season runs of 2008 and 2010.
Similarly, Newcastle has registered two poor home efforts to start 2012, but their performances away from home have been resilient. They were nothing special against Cronulla in Round 2 but took what they were given, while on Sunday against the Bulldogs, they played with the swagger of a team coming off far more impressive efforts.
Granted, Canterbury lost their halfback after just 10 minutes (leaving them with big-hearted but light-on-talent options such as Reynolds and Romelo in the playmaking positions), they were, in hindsight, was never going to match their exceptional effort in playmaking they produced in their last match against the Warriors and most importantly they had a winger (Bryson Goodwin) wearing headgear (instant fail), but Newcastle started strongly and ground out a very solid win.
Cronulla provided a home-win upset last Monday night against Manly but were helped by incredibly unlikely events such as Colin Best almost living up to his name and Ben Pomeroy catching a pass. A repeat in Townsville on Saturday night against the Cowbores seemed unlikely.
Yet once again, the Sharks displayed their mental toughness in overcoming big-name opposition. Despite Feral Thurston having a rare off-night, the Cowbores had the better of this game, but failed to convert enough of this dominance into points. Cronulla held true for the most part and then responded to end this game in front. This was more than entirely due to Paul Gallen – words cannot do his incredible combination of endurance and strength justice.
Cronulla’s lack of depth and reliance on Gallen will likely mean the Sharks miss the top 8 in 2012, but this shouldn’t mean they should throw their cash at the highest-profile name on the players-off-contract list: in this case, Brett Stewart. Rumour has it Cronulla can actually offer Stewart the money he is looking for, but this would be a huge mistake for a number of reasons: Stewart’s propensity to receive injury, the fact that it is a buyer’s market for fullbacks (most teams have two or three excellent fullback options) and that Stewart’s skill set is not what a skills-hungry team like Cronulla needs (i.e. for $600k, Cronulla would want a fullback who could make plays, kick and work 3 days a week at King Wan, the Chinese Restaurant at Cronulla Leagues Club).
It might be hard to believe but there were some strong performances by home teams over the weekend. The Warriors overcame the Titans, their creditors and the rain to record a comprehensive win on Saturday night. Meanwhile on Sunday, it was another Billy Slater highlight reel and a big win to the Storm (this time over the Sydney Roosters). However, this was yet another Storm game blighted by the home team receiving unnecessary assistance from the officials. Melbourne’s second and third tries both contained missed infractions and helped to break a fairly solid resistance by the Roosters.
Another very good home team performance came from the Dragons when they took on Manly on Saturday night. The Dragons’ first half was almost a flashback to the days of 2009-2011 when they would routinely build a solid lead and suffocate the opposition’s efforts to mount a comeback.
But Manly, only 5 days off being ambushed by the monster Cronulla pack and minus key forwards Stewart, Williams and Galuvao, somehow fought back. On second thought, the 2012 Dragons are perhaps one attacking player short; they will struggle to win averaging 15 points per game week in and week out. However, their defence just did enough and an enterprising kick by Hornby and chase by Nightingale was enough for a well-earned win.
Lastly, South Sydney took their home game to Perth where they faced the Broncos. Souths were not helped by having to make the cross-country flight then play just over 5 days after their game in Penrith last Sunday. Meanwhile, Brisbane, helped by Channel 9’s desire to feature them on every single Friday night broadcast, meant they had seven days between games.
In the end, this discrepancy made a difference. Souths started strongly and came this close to extending their lead to 8 points in the game’s final 14 minutes (but for a brilliant chase by Ben Hannant). Brisbane then finished strongly, scoring the game’s final 20 points and winning by 8.
See you next week.
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
Round 3: St Patrick (O’Hanlon)’s Day
While young Eel Pat O’Hanlon has the best Irish name in the game at present, he is far from the only player representing this under-acknowledged segment of the NRL community. Others of Irish descent include Luke Walsh, Anthony Quinn, Kieran Foran, Todd Carney, Mick Ennis, Shaun Berrigan, Mitchell Pearce, Greg Bird, Sam Burgess, Anthony Griffin, Matt Keating, The Morris twins, Ben Ross, umm… Michael Jennings, (clears throat) Stephen Kearney…….
As with much else in the NRL, even the influence of Ireland is being taken over by the influence of (Pacific) islanders. Anyway, here’s this week’s Roast with a distinct Irish flavour.
St George Illawarra v. Wests Tigers
There was once a young man named Timmy
Who changed teams then did a reneg-y
He was wanted by Saints
But a good player he ain’t
Saints thrashed the Tiges for a big victory
The appearance of Tim Moltzen in an opposition jumper was one factor which was always going to mean a fired-up St George Illawarra team in this game.
However the major motivator, as it so often is early in the season, was the bounce-back factor and the Dragons’ horrid performance last week against the Bulldogs.
The Dragons started strongly and never looked in trouble. In contrast, the Tigers struggled without key forwards Ellis and Galloway and a tough first two rounds made it difficult for them to be anywhere near their best.
Newcastle v. Brisbane
There was once a coach named Wayne
He was the best coach in the game
But his Knights are like strangers
They look to be in danger
Of having many points to regain
While the Knights were coming off a win in Round 2, one expected something of a ‘bounce-back’ from them; in the form of a much better and much more cohesive effort after their embarrassing first-up home match in Round 1.
Unfortunately for the locals, the home team still appears some time away from a decent performance. Brisbane was solid, although not spectacular, but they didn’t fail to take easy opportunities, as Newcastle’s opposition did in Round 2. While the Knights stayed close for a while, it was an easy win for the Broncos in the end.
Gold Coast v. Melbourne
There was once a team on the Coast
They started out better than most
Then the GFC hit
Making their investments sh-t
That and dumb signings mean they are toast
Another wet early evening against a big pack; Melbourne saw this in Round 1 and didn't really like it. While an early try eased their nerves, the Titans had the better of the first half.
Melbourne got going in the second half, but were given a substantial leg-up by the officials. In the lead-up to tries by Duffie and Slater (his first), Melbourne kicked ahead and pressuring chasers were clearly in front of the kicker. This was not identified by the officials or, shamefully, commentators paid to identify such transgressions. The Titans did well against 13 opponents, but not so well against 17.
But speaking of Slater, he set up the try for Duffie then scored two of his own. His second try sent the ignorant, cheerleading commentators into waves of ecstasy, but they should have saved this for the Sheltered Workshop MVP Anthony Quinn's incredible (for him) chip-ahead and try late on. Slater’s second try saw him become the greatest try-scorer for a fullback in the history of top-level rugby league in Australia, but this was somewhat diminished when an inspection of the statistics revealed Rhys Wesser was the previous holder of the record. When questioned yesterday, Wesser thought he only held records for the worst pass ever attempted by a fullback as well as the worst goal-kicks attempted (vs. Canberra in 2005 when he inexplicably took four pathetic shots at goal before being relieved by Trent Waterhouse).
Meanwhile, the crowd at this game was solid but no doubt boosted by an offer of free tickets if the home side lost. Someone didn’t think that through – unless the free tickets are for the local A-League side. As each day brings worse news about the state of the Titans’ finances and investments (both property and players i.e. five years for run-of-the-mill Will Zillman), fears grow that yet another team will fail in this region.
North Queensland v. Parramatta
There was once a coach named Kearney
Whose apprenticeship had plenty of learn-y
But it was the wrong approach
‘Cause he clearly can’t coach
Time to give someone else a turn-y
It rained in north Queensland too but this result was never in doubt. The Cowbores simply had far too much for the Eels, for whom the return on a wooden spoon investment is diminishing each day.
New Zealand v. Canterbury
Young Benny’s been an incredible find
Catching him is like tackling fire
His team stood tall
Thanks to several lucky calls
The video ref must be blind!
On to Sunday’s games and an amazing contest from Auckland. The Warriors were hardly in the contest for the first 20 minutes and the Bulldogs threatened to run away from them.
Then, as the possession started to turn and Feleti Mateo entered the game, the Warriors sprang to life. James Maloney and his family may be homesick now, but surely he’ll be homesick for Mateo putting him through holes when he plays with the Roosters next season.
The Warriors took a two-point lead but lost the game on a few key plays. First up was the Warriors’ soft defence allowing Kasiano an easy try then failing to cash in on a lot of attacking field position.
But the huge plays came from Ben Barba, who was judged to have stopped what looked to be a certain Kevin Locke try, then a few minutes later, set up the match-sealing try with an incredible defence-into-attack run from deep within Canterbury territory.
With that said, the video referee from this game should be dropped to….what does a video referee get relegated to oversee? PlayStation?? Bill Harrigan memorably got the week off video refereeing in 2010 to play in his Over 35’s soccer grand final. Anyway, the video referee took ONE look at Steve Turner’s basketball dribble attempt at scoring a try. While most others saw a bounce, he gave an immediate try.
He then rejected the late Locke try attempt, judging that no skerrick of the ball touched the grass (this seemed unlikely). However, if he was told that the on-field referee thought it was not a try, then it was a fair decision. Basically, the on-field referee should make clear what he thinks happened before going to the video.
While the right team won this exciting if somewhat inconsistently played game, these poor decisions left a bad taste in the mouth.
Sydney Roosters v. Canberra
Yesterday’s game at Allianz Stadium
Was so poor it inspired tedium
But amidst the fans’ cackles
There was some amazing tackles
An ok game, despite skills at a premium
In contrast, this game was error-riddled and (sadly for Canberra) injury-hit. Canberra hung around and nearly snatched the win late on but the aggressive if error-prone Roosters did just enough.
Some random points: can anyone explain why there were so many Canberra supporters at this game? It has been a lean last 20 years for Canberra, I guess one decent win is now enough to get the fair-weather Sydney Raiders supporters to come out. Also, the Roosters, with this win, continued their undefeated home record (as far as can be discovered anyway) when Sexpo is on in Sydney.
Penrith v. Souths
Young Greg was so frustrated
So talented yet so isolated
He never saw any ball
Finally Souths made the call
His involvement and output sharply appreciated
Under Phil Gould’s leadership, Penrith had a big day planned around this game; their efforts in re-connecting with the local community are to be applauded.
Unfortunately, the day on the field could hardly have gone worse. Souths scored after about 25 seconds and raced to a big lead thanks to brilliance from the likes of King, Luke and Taylor as well as adequacy from Sutton. Finally, Greg Inglis, returning to fullback, left tyre marks on poor Lachlan Coote’s chest early in the second half.
Somehow Penrith kept the final margin to 16 points but they were well beaten. Will this one of the half dozen or so games each season when Souths can thrash anyone or will they FINALLY deliver their potential and play like this more regularly?
Cronulla v. Manly
There was once a team called the Sharks
To watch them, you usually needed Arks
But rain is their friend
They’re bigger than Ben
That said, their win relied on much ar$e
Poor weather meant a smallish crowd at this game last night, but surely Cronulla’s coaches and players would have been popping the champagne corks in advance.
In wet conditions, Cronulla’s monster pack is almost unbeatable, while wet conditions reveal how far Manly usually plays above their weight. For their intensity and aggression, Manly is not a big team and they compounded their size disadvantage by giving away too much field position (through errors, penalties and a poor kicking game), especially during the first half.
But while Manly took a good hour to adjust to the game, pretty much everything came off for Cronulla. When Ben Pomeroy is producing offloads – heck, when Ben Pomeroy catches the ball with his stubs/flippers – you know it’s a good night. When Jeff Robson’s kicking game reminds you of Andrew Johns with a gale at his back (How on earth did he not get Dally M points by the way? Of course… Laurie Daley was in charge of the votes), you know it’s a good night. When the video referee mistakes a Paul Gallen lost ball for one of his normal offloads, you know it’s a good night. Finally, when Todd Carney hits a 40-metre field goal and knocks in a conversion off the upright (while Jamie Lyon’s poster bounced out), you know it’s a good night.
By the time Manly got back into the contest, there was under 20 minutes left, yet Manly eventually cut Cronulla’s lead to just 3. However, anything more was too much to ask and Cronulla held on for the win.
See you next week.
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
Round 2 - Bounce Backs and Upsets: How Round 2 is the Most Difficult Round to Tip
As the NRL has become a more even competition over the last decade, this has heightened the importance of collective intensity. The impact of a salary cap with relatively little give from one year to the next (which sees an annual transfer of talent from rich to poor clubs and the thinning of most teams’ depth) and a representative schedule which tends to punish the successful teams means even the strongest line-up can be made to look silly if they play without the necessary desire.
There are few times during a rugby league season where collective intensity seems to play as an important a role as it does in Round 2. Here, teams who started the season strongly must face up to a different challenge: backing up this effort with another one (with only a few measly trial runs on which to build a foundation). Also, those teams who started Round 1 with hopes of semi-finals but crashed to earth are now facing the possibility of starting the season with two losses. Meanwhile, the team who feels good after Round 1 (despite beating only patchy opposition) and the team who played strongly in Round 1 but fell short also face difficult challenges.
Not surprisingly, Round 2 has consistently thrown up surprising results. This cannot be considered a fluke: since 1994, the bookmakers’ favourites in Round 2 have won only 50% of games – the lowest percentage the favourites have won in any round. During the same period, games between first-up winners and first-up losers in Round 2 have also been split equally.
Let’s take a closer look at Round 2, 2012 to try and find some order in a seemingly chaotic landscape.
Manly v. Wests Tigers
The Bounce Back: As Tigers (and Sharks) suffered mightily in oppressive conditions at Leichhardt last Sunday, while Manly had a close contest but in mild weather in Auckland, this looked to be an easy one. Surely the Tigers could not compete so soon after such a draining contest.
The Upset: However, confirmation of injuries to Glenn Stewart and Steve Matai – and a whisper of an injury to Kieran Foran – meant Manly started this game as the outsider. A highly entertaining contest saw the Tigers lead at half-time, but Manly responded quickly after half-time in a manner similar to their start in Auckland a week ago. The Tigers came back late but it was not enough.
Upset, of course, has several meanings and supporters of non-annoying media and/or ground-announcers would have been dismayed by the 3807th instalment of Ray Warren / Phil Gould pretend/contrived arguments as well as the return of Manly’s ancient PA man Grant Goldman. Rabs gave greater evidence of his laziness/stupidity by referring to Dale Cherry-Evans. However, worse was still to come on this front.
Brisbane v. North Queensland
The Bounce Back: Another relatively easy one here, with the Cowbores giving an abhorrent performance last Saturday night while Brisbane had a very easy win against a poor Parramatta team. The talent on the Cowbores meant they were unlikely to play poorly again, while Brisbane was not tested by the Eels.
The Upset: After a slow first-half, the Broncos looked to have lifted sufficiently to secured the win in a high-scoring and exciting match but Little Matty Bowen™ caught Brisbane’s scrum defence out and raced away to win the game for the Cowbores. Ray Hadley, like every other commentator ever, forgot all about Bowen’s mistakes and screamed loudly after the defence failed to take care of a routine play against him.
Hadley’s return to rugby league on television had it all: constantly mentioning a point so a curiosity became a festering sore (the numbers which peeled off many of the Cowbores’ players backs over the course of the game), the race-calling/auction-announcing style for which Hadley is famous and, of course, the right-wing slander of Kevin Rudd, who was at the game in an unofficial capacity. Rugby League will be infinitely poorer if this windbag replaces the engaging, effervescent and sometimes eccentric Andrew Voss in a regular capacity.
Gold Coast v. Canberra
The Bounce Back: While Gold Coast won in Round 1 and Canberra lost, it was quite difficult to gauge how these teams lined up due to the vastly different oppositions. As mentioned, North Queensland was awful while Canberra pushed Melbourne to the limit (albeit in wet conditions which suited the Canberra pack). Given Canberra’s tendency for slow season starts and their unfamiliarity with warm early season conditions (as well as some likelihood that the Titans would be overturn a long slump and finally play well at home), the more likely bounce back was that Canberra would play like the team that should one day get NRL half-wit David Furner fired.
(Seriously Dave, for-and-against points should be adjusted based on post-game analysis of referees’ decisions?!?!?!)
The Upset: A well-played and even first half gave way to Canberra enjoying the better of the second half and recording a strong win, thus recording back-to-back decent efforts early in the season for the first time since…..well before the retard Furner was employed.
Further evidence of Furner’s stupidity was evidenced by the brilliant debut of youngster Jack Wighton on the wing. This is the same wing where Canberra recently signed oxygen thief Michael Bani.
Canterbury v. St George Illawarra
The Bounce Back: Perversely, this one was easy but difficult at the same time. The Dragons almost looked like they were playing a semi-final in Newcastle two Thursdays ago, so a fall back to earth looked likely. However, the Bulldogs took a long time to overcome Penrith, who tried hard but lacked, to put it bluntly, talent in their Round 1 match. It was difficult to establish how the new-look Bulldogs might play in this game.
The Upset: A combination of some injuries to an already depleted squad and some baffling penalties and errors conceded early on meant the Dragons had no chance against an eager Bulldogs side. The Dragons struggled when having to come from behind at their best in the last few years; they looked no chance chasing more than 10 points on Saturday night. Meanwhile, it’s still hard to tell just how good the undefeated Bulldogs are.
Cronulla v. Newcastle
The Bounce Back: An easy one at first glance, Cronulla was unlikely to string two decent games together (given their mediocre talent level and depth) while the Knights couldn’t possibly play as bad as they did in Round 1. However Cronulla’s size across the park threatened to trouble their opponent, while the Knights’ problems looked like they would need several weeks to resolve.
The Upset: Cronulla had a host of excellent chances to threaten the upset, especially in the first half, but failed to convert any of them. Newcastle’s thin lead was rather simply extended early in the second half and the upset was off the cards from then on. Newcastle was improved from Round 1, but only barely; this was not a game to remember. Referee Tony Archer would love to forget his strange decision which gave Newcastle their third try. Former Shark Matt Hilder again proved his worth with an excellent game after Kurt Gidley’s early injury.
Sydney Roosters v. Penrith
The Bounce-Back: While the Roosters stole a Round 1 win over LOL@50uff$ and Penrith lost late on against the Bulldogs, the bounce-back didn’t look a great option. Penrith had enough possession and attacking field position to beat the Bulldogs multiple times over, yet scored just two tries (one off an error). How would they react to the decent likelihood of less favourable conditions? Meanwhile, the Roosters welcomed back Braith Anasta and could have gained great confidence from such an unlikely win.
The Upset: The crash landing some expected from the Roosters did not eventuate; they played quite well, but they could not match the enthusiasm of the Panthers. Given the lack of quality across much of Penrith’s team (with second-rate talent such as Weston, Ciraldo, Newton, Galea, Burns, Tighe…..basically the whole team except Lewis, Jennings and Kingston), new coach Ivan Cleary could be in the running for coach of the year award if they can play with this much heart over much of the season.
Melbourne v. LOL@50uff$
The Bounce-Back: While Melbourne rarely lose at home and LOL@50uff$ rarely win full stop (even if they have the lead with 3 minutes left), the bounce-back was on here. Melbourne looked almost scared of Canberra and their big pack last week. Heck, they rushed Jason freaking Ryles back to remedy this situation. Ryles hasn’t remedied anything in the last decade unless it was a severe shortage of stupid penalties, offloads or being marched back 10 extra metres.
The Upset: LOL@50uff$ looked a chance here, especially in the first half. Issac Luke, massive cannonball-inflicting grub and diving cheat that he is, made a significant difference upon his return from well-deserved and much-too-short suspension. Inglis took a pass from Taylor, wondered what that thing was in his hands (after all, he never gets it passed to him from Souths’ halves) before passing it to Macqueen for a try in the corner. Melbourne looked a little bit like new undies might be needed again this week as Souths’ pack gained an edge.
But before Cooper Cronk could do his best Tim Smith scaredy-cat cross-field kick from 20 metres out from his line in the ’05 prelim final against the Cowbores impersonation again, the Storm settled and slowly took over, led by Billy Slater.
Parramatta v. New Zealand
The Bounce-Back: With Jarryd Hayne set to return from injury and some doubts about the Warriors against under-strength opposition and in early-season games, Parramatta looked likely to – at the very least – improve greatly from their first-up shocker against Brisbane.
Unfortunately the Eels lost Nathan Hindmarsh before kickoff and Hayne not long after, denting their hopes of avoiding a 0-2 start.
The Upset: The Warriors scored some easy tries in this game, but the gallant Eels were somehow only 4 points down within the final 10 minutes. The Warriors, despite looking a little fragile at times, won well in the end. Unfortunately for Parramatta, an improved effort yielded much the same result. The bounce back will have to wait another week.
After all that, favourites won 3 out of the 8 games and the Round 1 loser won 3 out of 4 when playing Round 1 winners, further strengthening these trends of recent years.
Thankfully, tipping (according to the stats) only gets easier from here. See you next week.
